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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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lasagna-delrey:

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fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

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